I’d like to be paid in massages, please.

I’d like to be paid in massages, please.

My biggest reward is to treat myself to a massage. I love them. Maybe because I sit (poorly, with bad posture) at a computer for 16 hours a day, but I’ve always loved them. If I could find a job where I got paid in massages, I’d work endless hours. Which...

My Kid Stole $50 Bucks. #parentingfail

After an incident at the swimming pool snack shack, I found out my kid stole a $50 bill out of his grandma’s cashbox. Then he lied to me about it. Three times. I grounded him for a year. He made a scene… enter typical in-public parenting nightmare. But...

One Simple Way to Prevent Child Abductions

There’s a viral video going around showing a guy “testing” kids and “proving” that kids are easily abducted. Lenore already summed this up and I can’t add anything else to that side. But I do have things to say. This whole kid...

The 8 Things Other Moms Do That Piss Me Off

A friend of mine recently had her children stolen. Both of them. From a park by her house. They’re 10 and 6. Let that sink in for a second. Every parent’s worst nightmare? Maybe. It’s certainly mine. Tied for first with losing one to Death. The...