I’d like to be paid in massages, please.

I’d like to be paid in massages, please.

My biggest reward is to treat myself to a massage. I love them. Maybe because I sit (poorly, with bad posture) at a computer for 16 hours a day, but I’ve always loved them. If I could find a job where I got paid in massages, I’d work endless hours. Which...
The AshleyMadison Twist We’re Not Discussing

The AshleyMadison Twist We’re Not Discussing

Sooooooo AshleyMadison…. Lots of jokes about the recent hacking of adultery site AshleyMadison.com this week, lots of anger, probably a lot of unexpected conversations happening in homes across the globe. I live in the #4 spot. (and if I were smart enough to do...

My Kid Stole $50 Bucks. #parentingfail

After an incident at the swimming pool snack shack, I found out my kid stole a $50 bill out of his grandma’s cashbox. Then he lied to me about it. Three times. I grounded him for a year. He made a scene… enter typical in-public parenting nightmare. But...

One Simple Way to Prevent Child Abductions

There’s a viral video going around showing a guy “testing” kids and “proving” that kids are easily abducted. Lenore already summed this up and I can’t add anything else to that side. But I do have things to say. This whole kid...

Let’s talk about sex, Baby.

Last weekend I spoke to a standing room only crowd about sex.  The topic of the panel was: Romance, More Than Just Sex. Which is true, romance is about far more than sex, but I want to dive into something deeper. Something that resonated with me both during the talk...

Cliches We Love: Live Each Day Like It’s Your Last.

So there I was, just minding my own business, listening to the radio while I wrote . . . It was 5 am on a Saturday morning and I was sitting down to write. I was oddly in the mood for some KLOVE radio instead of my Call Me Maybe Pandora station, when OUT OF NOWHERE...