Stupid Elf — Santa’s Better.

So I totally got roped into this frigging Elf on a Shelf business…and it’s been a nightmare.  Seriously, I never forget to move him, and 4 is getting way too smart to believe my lies about our elf, Joe Blizzard, being SO comfy in that same spot.

It’s too late to call of the elf this year, or send him home, but I did find a super alternative!

Have you seen

You upload a photo of your living room to the site, and “santa’s elves” superimposes santa, giving you the perfect picture to prove santa was around and to eliminate the need for that effing elf.

You still have plenty of time to do it for this Christmas, it only takes a couple of simple steps, and POOF!  Also a great gift for anyone with kids…just snag a gift card or eGift certificate.  Right now, if you use the code SANTA50 and get your entire order for 1/2 price!

Save everyone from the Elf on a Shelf!!!

From their site:

Imagine the look of wonder and surprise when a child receives a photo of Santa caught in the act in his or her very own home. is a unique website that helps visitors create those memorable keepsake photos.

In three simple steps anyone can upload a holiday photo, add Santa Claus and print it as proof… or share it via Facebook and Twitter. Last-minute shoppers can purchase Gift Cards and eGift Certificates for loved ones with children, making a great gift idea even if you don’t have kids yourself.

Merry Christmas!