I live in the #4 spot. (and if I were smart enough to do math, that would be a bigger impact than anyone is willing to chat about)
We’re so busy shaming all the adulterers and pointing fingers and laughing about karma that we haven’t thought about WHY?
37 Million. That’s a lot of people who are looking outside their marriages for connection.
That’s what sex is, right? Connection? I mean, even in this YOLO generation, sex is the ultimate connection, even if it’s only love for seven minutes, it’s still love. What are we missing? What makes THIRTY. SEVEN. MILLION people want to hookup with someone other than their spouse? What have we broken in the institution of marriage that created AshleyMadison in the first place?
I’ve encountered a lot of information about this over the last year. I’ve talked to a lot of my friends about marriage and tribe and if we’ve gotten it all wrong in the last couple hundred years since we stopped arranging marriages for money and power and let people pick their own life mate (possibly effing it up along the way). In my research, I became enamored with Esther Perel, author of Mating in Captivity: Unlocking Erotic Intelligence. The book is beyond fascinating and a must-read for marrieds (or anyone having sex). I found an interview with Ms. Perel and pulled out the parts that apply to my questions about the AshleyMadison kerfuffle.
EP: In dating, if you say no, your lover goes on to the next person. In marriage, if you say no, the person stays. The attraction of dating is that you don’t take yes for granted — you’re fully engaged, there’s seductiveness, tension. In committed sex, in marriage, people don’t feel the need to seduce or to build anticipation — that’s an effort they think they no longer need to do now that they have conquered their partner. If they’re in the mood, their partner should be too.
JK: Let’s get practical. What’s the way to exciting sex in marriage?
EP: You must elicit the other person’s desire. And not just five minutes before. You know what happens to sex in marriage? Instead of inviting desire, you monitor it. Especially men: You let her sleep late, you take the kids to the park, and all that time you’re thinking, “Tonight I’ll get some.” That doesn’t work.
JK: Let’s get mental. How does a soccer mom change from a drudge in an apron to a hottie? Drugs? Alcohol?
EP: You take off your apron. You shift identity. The mom doesn’t become sexy; the woman does. You have to retrieve the woman from the mother. And she may need to separate to do that: a bath, a walk. She must cordon off an erotic space.
JK: Women are that different from men?
EP: Women — and men — need to understand that a woman’s transition is often much longer. The caretaker must leave the place of orientation to the needs of others to the place where she focuses on herself. That’s why these rituals are important — they redirect her attention. She needs to know that sex does not mean taking care of her husband.
JK: Okay, then, what are the elements of good sex?
EP: First, interest in the person — she can’t feel like an old sofa. And then it has to be sex worth wanting. That’s sex when you don’t know from the beginning how it’s going to end, sex that’s fun, playful, naughty, rebellious, complicitous — and accepted. That is, sex not focused on results. There’s something very full in knowing that your partner accepts you as is. That’s what’s different from dating.
JK: But here’s an irony. In your book, you say that intimacy can be the enemy of lust.
EP: Acceptance doesn’t mean predictability. Sex isn’t always for 11 at night — it’s also ‘meet at a hotel room at noon’. What you feel during dating can exist at home, if you don’t suffocate it.
JK: What do you tell patients who ask if monogamy is the only way?
EP: That’s for them to decide. It may not be for everyone. And maybe not all the time.
JK: I’m baffled. Unfaithful but committed — can that happen?
EP: Are we talking about sexual exclusivity — or emotional loyalty? People cheat on each other in a hundred different ways: indifference, emotional neglect, contempt, lack of respect, years of refusal of intimacy. Cheating doesn’t begin to describe the ways that people let each other down.
JK: Are you sanctioning affairs?
EP: No. Not that people need me to give them permission; they’ll have affairs if they want to. But affairs can be powerful detonators. They can invigorate a marriage that’s flat, jolt people out of years of complacency. Fear of loss rekindles desire, makes people have conversations they haven’t had in years, takes them out of their contrived illusion of safety.
JK: In fact, you have written, we never are safe. We don’t “have” our partner. We’re all on lease, with an option to renew.
EP: On some level we trade passion for security, that’s trading one illusion for another. It’s a matter of degree. We can’t live in constant fear, but we can’t live without any. The fear of loss is essential to love.
JK: My wife — she’s not my best friend?
EP: She’d better not be. Friendship has no tension — that’s the whole point. In desire, there must be some small amount of tension. And that tension comes with the unknown, the unpredictable. You can close yourself off at home and say, “Whew, at last I’m in a place where I don’t have to worry,” or you can keep yourself open to the mystery and elusiveness of your partner.
JK: Elusiveness? After years of marriage?
EP: You never know your partner as well as you think. Here’s an easy way to find this out: Each of you opens an email account that you use only to email the other. No daily management stuff allowed. Just two adults in conversation, often about sex: fantasies, questions, memories, no holds barred.
JK: Hotmail — literally! How do your patients respond to that idea?
EP: One guy kept asking his wife, during sex, “Tell me what you like.” She didn’t like the idea of evaluating during sex. She wasn’t hostile to the questions, they just had different styles. I suggested, “Write to him, tell him what sex means to you. Rebellion? Is it where you can be naughty? Do you want a spiritual connection? ” They had a lively correspondence….
JK: What about technique? What about favorite places?
EP: This has nothing to do with where he should put his hand. Sex is about where you can take me, not what you can do to me.
The big joke about Ashley Madison was that 37 Million users were men, 6 were women. Maybe. But, I’d wager that there were a whole lotta mamas on there who found electricity and excitement and unpredictability. My favorite line out of Esther’s interview is this one:
The mom doesn’t become sexy; the woman does. You have to retrieve the woman from the mother.
But here’s the secret, mamas. NO ONE else can do that for us. WE have to retrieve the woman from the mother. I’m not saying have an affair (I mean, do it if you want to) but first, FIRST!
retrieve the woman from the mother.
First, know WHO. YOU. ARE.
separate from your kids
separate from your spouse
separate from the man you’re meeting for drinks who you met on AshleyMadison.
Be sexy for you.
Retrieve yourself for you.
LOVE. YOURSELF. FOR. YOU.
(And yeah, I gotta learn this for me, too.)
<3 you, lovelies.
(In other news, I’m opening a separate email account and doing some emailing later today ;)
And for eff’s sake, before you open an account on AshleyMadison.com, try reading a hottie hot book until you find your sexy mama you! :P